I am The Foul Rag and Bone Shop, and I have captured the author of this blog. He ran through the front door of his house, and right into my trap.
I fell upon him from the roof, giving him a concussion and knocking him out.
I carried him to my black van which reads "TOTALLY NOT A FEARBLOG" and drove to the nearby cemetery, where I tied him up and left him under guard of Mephi and his companion Omega's Bizarre Adventure.
He'll never escape now.
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